Sunday, October 12, 2008

Cruel Ways to Turn Down Men

Another forwarded mail that I received from my friend.. Gosh this is going to be cruel for men including me.. Aww.. I hope girls won't really use those harsh words to make an instant kill on the unwanted men..

Leave some dignities for the men la..

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Well, to the guys, seriously, if those girls said this mean words to you.. I think you should just forget about her regardless she's pretty or not.. Out of so many ways to reply, why use those harsh words le?!

But if you like girls who think they are high high above.. then search for these type of ladies.. Well.. she might like you if you are consistent or even crueler than her..


zhengdhong said...

haha!~ funnny crazee first lines by guys .. great replies bye the girls!

tZeLih said...

jialat lahh

Yvonne Yong said...

good one XD

Lynn said...

OMG OMG OMG. this is damn funny LOL.

Harry said...

zhengdhong: muahahaz.. it was.. and it still is..

tzelih: ya lo.. kinda jialat la.. luckily i havent meet the mean girlsyet..

yvonne yong: haha.. thnx

lynn: hope it made ur day..

renaye said...

i do admit some of the female responses are very mean but hey if u look on the other side of the coin it's like reading some comedy script for some numbers (not all).

i think no matter what a girl should be polite to turn down the guy's offer; not only to save the guy's dignity but also the female's dignity and name.

lovie said...

Thank you for sharing, they're really funny :D

Do girls really say that? I don't think so :P