Gary & Victor Promo Tour 2007

I was glad to hear that Gary and Victor were coming to Kuching, Sarawak to make their promo tour together.. Unlikely some other place except Sabah, the tour are separated..

Eventhough Gary and Victor came to Kuching to make their promo tour, I went to see Gary's Promo Tour only as I like his songs pretty much.. There are goodies given out on the spot that day and WOW! I was able to see 988 DJ closely..

988 radio can only be tuned at West Malaysia, but we can still tune in to them via their website www.988.com.my . They were really good in broadcasting thing.. They caught into my attention when they arrive at Kenyalang Park.. They were kinda pity as they were not been told where the location is after the taxi driver sent them off.. As I knew they were going for this promo tour, I lead them way to the Kenyalang Park Community Hall..

The tour were crowded with numerous of peoples and also a cute Digi man..



I got excited when I saw the Digi fat man and I took a photo with him.. I am really a Digi supporter.. I don't really like Maxis or Celcom.. I saved this photo and put it as my wallpaper in my phone.. I laughed everytime I saw the picture..

Besides all this tour, I am proud to get the Digi-Gary limited edition keychain..



I spent RM3 to download Gary's photo as above just to get the keychain.. It's worthing as I kinda like Gary..

Sadly, I didnt join Victor's tour as I was hungry and felt hot after Gary's promo tour.. I squeezed myself in and to get a clearer view to see how Gary in real life look like.. Frankly, he isn't really tall and he got a typical look.. :)

Bah, experience it yourself if you are able to join other promo tour if you dont believe this experience.. hahaz..

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Education Freak

My goodness, after SPM result came out, I had been busy applying different types of scholarships and even looking through which field should I choose for my future planning. It isn't easy like what we see and what we want.. In fact the most important thing is how much efforts can you put for the specialized field..

I got to know that academics are just about certificates for the first level interview only. When it comes to working, working attitudes take counts.. It doesn't really matter if you get Straight A1 in SPM or even 1st honor for your degree programme.. If you got the working attitude that the employer wants, you are out of the list immediately.. Besides that, first impression is also one of the factor which might take count.. Imagine when you are a boss and one came in to interview wearing short pants and slipper with untidy hair.. Would you employ them? Definitely NO!

What I have to say is.. Try to impress your employer with the ability you have and not with the certificates that you have.. Communication skill is the most important part of all..

Believe it or not ?! Believe it!

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Sex Education

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

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Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

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Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

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Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn ..........

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Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not
the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or not?

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Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

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Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!! Read more...

Kids nowadays are genius!

This is something which makes me laugh whenever I read the text. Eventhough it got forwarded all around the word for years but still it is funny when you read it over and over again. I have to admit that "Kids nowadays are genius!".


TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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EACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!!

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher

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Walking on the water

I was stunned by this video when I came across a blog.. I can't even imagine how he did that..
I thought that he might be using helicopter to hand him up, but if it is, it is impossible for him to move so free on the water..
Neither the sandals nor the trousers made him float..
That's why, nothing is impossible and impossible is nothing..

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