Sharing is Caring

I received this email which touched my heart and even tickles my heart as I laughed my heart out in the end.. Wonder why is this forwarded mail so powerful that it moves and tickles my heart?!

READ IT and FINISH IT from top to the bottom of the story to get the whole picture..

The sharing of marriage...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. 

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

..and she answered..

*DONT SPANK ME FOR THIS!*

Highlight to see what she answered..

 

 

 

 

 

.. 'THE TEETH!!'

*I ALSO A VICTIM OF THIS.. I LAUGH MY SH*T OUT!!*

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Random post: Interesting Condom Packaging

Do you ever think of any interesting condom packaging?

Think how good or bad one might be? Or perhaps a funky one would be better for you?

Think again.. What else can you do with a condom packaging which is, of course, eye catchy yet meaningful?

If you got all those sort of idea.. Keep at it.. Take a look at this picture and you shall be inspired by the packaging..

Interesting heh?! It’s vital for those who took up industrial packaging course as this might inspire them for better packaging in the future..

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TIPS: How to Stay Young

Often, we get question like “How old are you already?!”.. Some people will just get irritated by the people who asked about the age.. Not trying to bias, but the majority would be the female.. As I always say, woman is usually more sensitive to number than man.. from money to weight and to age..

What do you see from this picture? Young or Old lady? Just a brain-teaser picture..

However, I do hear some positive remark from way people answer the question.. Instead of saying, “I’m 34 years old this year..”, he or she will say, “I’m still 34 years young and fit..”

Age is just a number.. Think it that way and I believe we could get young.. However, often as it may seem, we usually treat our age as something that may be a hindrance to us.. Well, of course, problem occurs only when we reach 30 and above..

Usually, when we are young, especially when we were a kid or a teen, we keep wishing that we will reach the age of 18 or 21 as soon as possible and wishing time would pass faster.. It some how became a disastrous matter when reaching 30-an..

 
(source: www.thecinemasource.com)

If we are able to cope with our age and let the age be just number.. Perhaps we can still look young and fit when reaching a really “mature” level.. Look at Pierce Brosnan (our former famous “James Bond”), regardless how old, he is always looking young and fit.. Agree? No?!

Well, now get into the main point.. I receive this tips or theory of staying young.. And I found it quite logical and helpful, and wanted to share this to all of you..

THEORY OF STAYING YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers.
This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them."

2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning.
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen..
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.
Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them , at every opportunity.

STAY YOUNG!!

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Reason African women should be scared of

There's a lot of reasons why we should be afraid of something.. People got some trauma after some serious incidents happened to them for some times and slowly it became a hidden memory, yet a horrifying memory..

For example, like me, since small, I'd always afraid of playing basketball or even football.. I got traumatized by them just simply because I always got hit by the ball by just standing or walking by the field.. I have no idea why, but the ball just came right at my face and "POOOP!" at my head and I went "!@$#@#@^@$" (cursing) after that.. and slowly.. trauma became phobia.. I guess I am now afraid of those balls not the human balls of course..

So, back to the topic.. why I said there's a reason that why African woman should be scared of?!

"Afraid of what?!", you asked..

I'd say afraid of the Dicks Cocks Cunts MEN there in Africa..

You'll get the bells ringing when you see picture below which I got from another forwarded e-mail from a crazy friend of mine.. Mail forwarding can be one way to spread things fast and with wide coverage.. Just like DIGI..

Ok.. I know.. I saw you had your jaw dropped after looking at these picture.. Argh.. Man.. A lot of guys wishes to have extra long dick cunt cock "little brother".. but I guess once they saw the picture above, they got traumatized.. I'm sure they don't wish to be like one of any above..

Seriously, it's scary to me.. Imagine when you go shopping.. looking for underwear or brief.. You just can't get the size right.. You got what I mean, don't cha?!

Ya.. first reaction might be impressive.. but when it comes to intercourse.. Uhmz.. I guess you know the rest.. While you may be enjoying it, you might be hurting yourself too.. You should be running for help as fast as you could if you see this on your bed!

I believe, now, you know the reason why African woman should be afraid of the guy there and that they can run freaking fast.. Either they enjoyed it a lot or they suffered a lot.. What say you?!!

 

Disclaimer: All of the pictures above are taken from a forwarded mail. The contents above in this post are not based on facts. It's written to create merely a Harry's humour.

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Fashion or Body Art?!

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First of, I have to repeat myself again.. I'm sorry for my disappearance.. I felt so heavy on my shoulder that I couldn't take it off.. I try not to think too much stuffs and try to do less.. but I think things started to get messed up now..

Anyway, back to main topic.. Fashion or Body Art?!

Have you seen Body Art before?! You think you know what's fashion?!

Not until you see the pictures below and you will have your jaw drop..

 

 

Well, I give a thumb up for 4 of the pictures above.. Those are good body arts... Now, don't you come complain to me saying that I am posting up indecent pictures because these are all ARTS!!

Well, with those arts attached.. I do think it's quite a fashionable way to express yourself ain' it?!

You see people torturing themselves by poking needles to their nose, eye, tongue, everywhere on the body and face and even their penis vagina "private part".. If you say that's fashion too, I'll say "BULLSHIT".. Oh, by the way, they called it piercing.. I call it nonsense..

Piercing on ear is quite fine to me.. but piercing elsewhere?! I'm not too sure about that.. Some people suits with piercing but some people just don't get it.. The more they pierce, the more monster look they are.. They look just so inhuman..

Nevermind about the piercing part.. As for now, I'll show you what's the difference between body art and computer art..

 

You say they are real art?! Well, define "art" to me now.. Haha.. I just think it's kinda fake, especially their face.. Doesn't look like human bone structure at all.. Okay okay.. Fine.. They either use mask or photoshop it then.. I don't really like those 4 pictures above.. They look too fake to me..

If you say they are epic, you should see this..

Crabby girl.. looks genuine..

.. or Bugs' life?!

I think these are cool.. though look a bit unreal.. but who cares.. they are cool and beautiful arts!

Now what's ART again?!

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Ward off "Special Visitors" in the Hotel

Often as we may heard, hotel usually reserves one or more rooms for those "special visitors" aka GHOST or SPIRITs or whatever you called it.. I don't know how to it is but I often hear that every single hotel should have at least a permanent room which should be left vacant at all times.. No matter how full the hotel is, they are not to sell that room(s) to any guest..

That's why never insist for a room when the receptionist told you that there's no more vacant room available.. Don't even think of bribing them to do so.. If you do that, you'll most probably get yourself in trouble for sharing the same room with the "special visitors".. Spooky?! Well, I believed it happened though..

I think this is just the right time to spread the words as most of the people out there are having their term or semester break and enjoying the family outings..

You may had received these tips before in your forwarded mail but this is to share for those who had not received this before.. Sometimes those "special visitors" might go to other rooms also, so here's some TIPS on how to protect yourself:

- Before entering your room, always knock on the door first, even you know the room is vacant.

- After you enter the room, if you felt very cold suddenly and have "chicken spore", leave the room quietly and immediately and go to the reception to request for a change of room. Most of the time the receptionist will understand what's happening.

- After you enter the room, immediately switch on all of the lights, and draw the curtains to let the sun light in.

- Before you go to bed, arrange your shoes so that one of them is upside down. Some say this is representing yin & yang to protect you while you're asleep.

- Always leave at least a lamp on while you're sleeping, preferably the toilet's lamp.

- If you're staying alone and they have give you a twin bed, do not sleep with the other bed vacant, try to put your things like luggage on the other bed before you sleep.

P/S: I hold no responsibility if these tips do not work on you.. and if you do not believe it, you may always use the tips another way round to see how true it is.. Do drop more tips if you have some more to share with others..

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Shanghai "REN" Building

NOTE: This is a scheduled post as I am not around currently.. Click here to find out why.. Therefore, the post may contain lots of photo and less words.. I'll be back soon..

Be amazed with the creative work of people from Shanghai.. I guess Malaysia should start to do some amazing building.. I guess BolehLand ain't that amazing yet..

 

The REN Building is a proposal for a hotel, sports and conference center for the World Expo 2010 in Shanghai . The building is conceived as two buildings merging into one. The first building, emerging from the water, is devoted to the activities of the body, and houses the sports and water culture center. The second building emerging from land, is devoted to the spirit and enlightment, and houses the conference center and meeting facilities. The two buildings meet in a 1000 room hotel, a building for living. The building becomes the Chinese sign for 'The People', and a recognizable landmark for the World Expo in China

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Things that we can do when we are bored

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Often, we felt bored when we are having too much stress from the class.. And I received this funny mail from my friend which made my day while I was having the stress..

In fact, I admire what they can do.. CREATIVE is the word..

Enjoy the pictures..

A Live Fighting Arcade?!

A human slow motion head bang?!

 
Man on the wall?! Cool heh?!

Ok.. I challenge you to do this!! Hahaz..

There's so much "creative" things we can do.. Send me what you have for your creative things you did..

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Sperm Donation

It's still an uncommon case in Malaysia that people will go to donate their sperm and deposit it in a sperm bank.. I did a bit of research on this and found that there's one fertility centre at Damansara which is located Petaling Jaya, Damansara Fertility Centre (DFC) , area do resort this type of services such as sperm donation and sperm freezing or better known as sperm banking..

(Source: www.extremefunnyhumor.com/picture.php?id=247)

So what's so good about sperm donation?!

I visited a lot of websites and most of them stated that donor earns some money for donating their sperm at the sperm bank.. also, I found another web which stated TOP 5 reasons why people donate sperm..

TOP 5 reasons to donate sperm

5. Free sperm donors? no way!!! Make a bunch of money, sell sperm. You get between $60-$80 per visit by doing sperm donation for money!

4. Put it on your resume ! Right next to the prestigious “3rd Hand Award” you can brag about how you helped out the community of sperm banks of California.

3. Get a free health exam! Get tested for all that nasty stuff with your sperm donation for cash without the co-payment.

2. You have an unlimited amount of sperm, and it’s incredibly easy to donate that sperm to get sperm donor money (it just takes a hand and a magazine).

1. The “Jackass” guys did it!

(Source: http://spermbanker.com/bank/info/top-5-reasons-to-donate-sperm)

I mean, com' on lah.. Don't tell me you wanted to donate something from your body for free.. Even people who sold their own bodies to medical research centre also make sure that their family will receive the money when they died.. Donating bodies are, somehow, famous in India but not in Malaysia, of course.. Okay, back to spermie topic!

I am sure that you had even fantasized how these fertility centre served the sperm donor and how to get those sperms prepared.. In most cases that I'd read, those sperm donors will have to do their job by themselves in a private room and only give to the nurse when they are done with their work there..

To have a better idea on how their work, check out this two videos.. Interesting one.. but it, at least, make you understand how sperm bank works..

Well, it's a funny advertisement.. but you got the rough idea already?!

How about this one?! Does it help you to have clearer and better understanding about how sperm donation works?! I know this one is kinda lame.. If you don't really get what this advertisement is about, let me tell you this.. Some male does have weird things that got them "SEXcited".. It's not always about hot and sexy females or even males that will cause their adrenaline rush..

Well, wonder why all in a sudden I post this things in my blog?!

Of course, there are goodies.. I received few interesting pictures through a forwarded mail and got my jaw drop when I saw it..

Some say these pictures are taken in Japan and some say in China.. No idea where these sources are from..

So, interested to donate your beloved sperm already?

Rather than masturbating wasting it in the toilet bowl or worse anywhere else in the drain, why don't you just donate it at the fertility centre and you can even earn some money for it.. In some medical centre, I heard they did free checkup on you before you actually donate your sperm..

Still want to know more how it actually help the society? Do your research now.. It's everywhere on the web..

This video will help you understand how sperm bank works in a scientific way..

Oh.. Also, I found this..

The requirements to become a sperm donor.. Looks like it seemed more like applying for a job!!

It seemed like it'll become a disaster too if you tried to apply to become one of the sperm donor.. How complicating.. Urgh.. Now, going to have second thought about this.. Hahaz..

Enjoying sperm banking..

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Flaunting Your Breast?! Think again..

Ok, no more emo post from me today.. There were actually few peoples who always read my blog e-mailed me or even messaged me in MSN to ask what's wrong with me as I'd posted so many emo post! Just to clarify with everyone else, Harry got no problem.. Just that, some times, feelings should be shared with others to let others know what you are thinking..

Now back to the main topic for today.. Flaunting Your Breast?! Remember what I said about what goes around, comes around?! Now, I received this hilarious mail regarding two "idealists" about flaunting breast.. One is about the teenager and another is about the grandmother..

It is a trend, nowadays, to flaunt a bit of the meaty vibrating smooth breast part to be a bit more showy in the public.. However, the older citizens still don't think that it's the best and right thing to do.. It's just too over showing compares to their time where they cover most of their parts..

Oh, I read few articles too.. Who knows, one of the reason youngster nowadays used lesser clothing and showing or flaunting more of their "sexy" parts are actually due to the global warming.. Too hot till they used lesser clothes..

Less crap and this is how the story goes.. Enjoy reading..

ROSES & HANGING BASKETS

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager feel  like to dying looking at her half nude grandmother.

She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate....

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets."

 

Happy Gardening.

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Meaningful and beautiful sentences

I got this so-called meaningful and beautiful sentences from a forwarded mail which was forwarded by my sister.. (I guess she missed me a lot, I think..)

Nevermind about the small details, but somehow, some of those words do reflect my life and my feeling.. Okay.. I know you are going to say that, "How come this Harry became so Lovely Adoring Passionate romantic or even handsome?"

Well, I am not the romantic type of guys, I believe.. and may not be the guy which the girls prefer.. I mean those romantic guy which you watch from the Taiwan or even Korea Drama Series.. I am just a simple guy.. or should I say blunt?!

It doesn't mean that I am totally insensitive alrite?! Hahaz.. If you come by and tell me that I am cold with my girlfriend, I'll hit you on your nuts or perhaps your lovely face.. Muahahaz.. *evil grins* Well, just to add some spices here la..

Now.. let the message talk to you! Oh.. Good news to all the Bananas out there.. It's translated to English..

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

小心讀每一個，再用一兩秒想一想

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I  am with you.

我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

沒有男人或女人是值得你為他流眼淚，值得的那一位，不會要你哭。

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

那人不是你所想般愛你，但不代表那人不是全心全意地愛你。

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

一個真正的朋友是向著你伸手，觸動你心靈的人。

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

掛念一個人最差的方式，就是你坐在他身旁，而知道你不能擁有他。

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

就算你不快樂也不要皺眉，因為你永不知道誰會愛上你的笑容。

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

在世界裡你可能只是某人，但對某人你可能是全世界。

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

不要花時間在一個不會花時間在你身上的人。

9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

可能神要我們在遇到那位對的人之前先遇上一些錯的人，讓我們遇到那位對先生/對小姐時懂得珍惜。
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

不要因為完結而哭，要為曾經發生而微笑。

11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

這個世界永遠也會有一些傷害你的人，你要做的就是繼續去信人和小心你下次信的人。

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

在你嘗試了解其他人和盼望其他人明白你之前，先把你自己變成一個更好的人和了解你自己。

13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

不要太努力去找，最好的東西是在你最預計不到的時候出現。

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The Banana Test - Stress Radar

A lot of students in universities, colleges and high schools are having they Finals now.. Surely, stress level is shooting high..

Time  to take a break and test how stress you are by answering this personality question.. No worries, it's not the normal personality question.. It's only one question, and you only need your brain to think fast and logically!!

This test is one of the famous test which we call the "BANANA" test.. No, not asking you to eat as much banana as you can.. but to ask you to answer ONE simple question..

If you spent more than 30 seconds to answer this question then you are cheating..

P/S: Please answer this question by leaving your comment.. I'll reveal the answer tomorrow..

The BANANA test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals.
King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

Think carefully . . .

Try and answer within 30 seconds

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Pass exam with Dignity.. Even if..

Well, a lot of peoples around me are either doing their exams currently or preparing for it.. As for me.. Hell ya!! NOT-SO-PREPARED with the exams yet.. Assignment still piling up.. gosh!!

Anyway, received this mail from my friend.. saying how to pass exams with dignity.. When you don't know how to answer a question, don't just leave it blank.. Fill it with something, and perhaps, you'll make your name in the Internet!

Well, for those who are studying hard to memorize stuffs, com' on man.. time to distress a while..

When you don't know how to answer some questions..

and being asked to explain why.. Just answer "God made it that way"

 

and when you are clueless how to explain, try drawing something on it to explain it..

and when the question involve human and gender, you could try something like "She's a woman" (for proving female is always wrong, I perhaps?)

and if there's some keyword in the question, it might lead you to the answer such as "bond" to "James Bond"

and sometimes, you may need to think outside the box, you might probably get it..
For instance, the question asked "He thought he had a good idea, but his boss fired him. Explain."
You might want to be smart, try to answer creatively, "because he slept with his boss's wife"

Got the idea how to answer your exam paper already?! If you do, don't thank me.. If you don't and feeling like killing someone, go look for your lecturer/teacher.. (nah.. Just joking.. If you kill them, you can't even answer as creative as what I've shared with you..)

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Recycle Hair band using Condoms

My first reaction might be like yours "WTF?!" Like this also can ah?! I can't even imagine how "creative" people is until using used condoms to recycle it as Hair Band in China..

Few days back, I received this mail from my sister.. When I see the mail title, I was like uh-oh, another thing from China again.. Actually, it's not about how creative they are.. but how HYGIENIC they are..

Imagine people who had AIDS (HIV Positive) used the condoms and people re-used the condoms as their hair bands?! Will you even buy it if you know the truth?! They are some reason why they manage to sell it at such a low price.. Collecting condoms couldn't be hard enough when you visit Hotels' trash bin..

According to my foster brother, who currently work in one of the Hotel in KK, he told me that it's very normal for them to see condoms in the trash bin every time they clean the room.. In fact, they are sick of it already..

Now if you still can't believe it, I'd uploaded the picture with this.. to make you EYES-WIDE-OPEN!!

Recycle Hand bands

 

Looks pretty normal heh?!

Try cutting it bit by bit..

Now you can start sighting the rubber..

More portion of the rubber can be seen now..

No it's time for you to run all over the place and shout "OMG!!"

BEIJING (AFP) - Used condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China , threatening to spread sexually-transmittable diseases they were originally meant to prevent, state media reported Tuesday In the latest example of potentially harmful Chinese-made products, rubber hair bands have been found in local markets and beauty salons in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities in southern Guangdong province, China Daily newspaper said. 'These cheap and colourful rubber bands and hair ties sell well ... threatening the health of local people,' it said. Despite being recycled, the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses, it said. 'People could be infected with AIDS, (genital) warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns,' the paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong, as saying. A bag of ten of the recycled bands sells for just 25 fen (three cents), much cheaper than others on the market, accounting for their popularity, the paper said. A government official was quoted as saying recycling condoms was illegal. China 's manufacturing industry has been repeatedly tarnished this year by a string of scandals involving shoddy or dangerous goods made for both domestic and foreign markets. In response, it launched a public relations blitz this summer aimed at playing up efforts to strengthen monitoring systems.

I am not asking you to go and cut your hair band now.. I am just trying to warn all of you how dirty a hair band can be.. Don't even try to put it in your mouth or even bite it.. You won't know what's inside until you cut it out!!

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