GCE O Level - Hokkien Exam Paper

This is something that really caught my attention and really laugh my ass out when I read it!

GSCE 'O' Levels
Hokkien Exam Paper


Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully

2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !


Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)


Question:
Singalella why become rich ?



Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

CPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."

Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard."

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?"

So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian."

She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money."

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat", Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

"Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai."

Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!"

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.



Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien.....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.

Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.


A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.

zhia lat


E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.

leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean

F9. Don't understand rating.

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I tried my best to grant what they want but I really cant do this at once and alone. My mom kept on saying I never stop SMS all the time and online (looking at the PC) for the whole day. She also said I did not help her in baby sitting and bother about the family stuffs. Perhaps it's true that I had neglected my family because of my own stuffs. Therefore, from now onwards, I'll be full time baby sitter as that is what my sister and my mom want to. I off my phone and kept in the drawer to stop myself from SMS. I did not connect to MSN nor IRC to chat online with my friends. I hope I can make my mom happy at least I stopped myself from SMS or chatting from now onwards. Well, I went out a lot of times for past few weeks to settle my scholarships thingy but to my mom, she thought that I went out to play and have fun with friends. Perhaps I didn't explain properly to her what I've done from time to time.

And to the girl I love, I was really really sorry for her.. I did not turn up to meet her after promising her to meet her soon after I finish my project. I made her felt that she's nothing deep inside me but a part time player on the stage. It's not true! I really love her a lot. I know love cannot be measured but if love can be measured, how good is that? At least I can prove to her that how deep is my love to her. I cant be a full time boyfriend as well as I have many "unfinished" business to be done at all time.

I tried to impress them with all my effords. Looks like I had came into a conclusion. Just to be a full time baby sitter and part time student. That's all I can do (I think).

NOTE: To the girl I deeply love you (you know who you are). I really hope you can understand why I do this. It's not just because of you but there are too much things going on around me lately. I dont want you to get blame by my family for not doing this and that. At least I tried my best to settle all the stuff and face it myself. What I can only do is to see you happy and back to your normal life again. My existing caused you a lot of sadness and tears. This is not what I want. I really want you to be happy again. I only hope to get your forgiveness. That's all I hope from you.

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I'll be only updating my blog from now onwards as I wont be able to chat with you guys and at least you guys can see what's going on in my life. That's the whole point. Blog of Life.. It's about life of mine and life of others.

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Please beware and take note the consequences is not worth.

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